Worst Jokes Ever
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
I'm gay.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"