Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.