Worst Jokes Ever
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.