Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?