Worst Jokes Ever
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
A priest is drowning in a river. A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says, "Leave me alone, God will save me." The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said, "Leave me alone, God will save me." The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that God will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God said, "I sent you three f***ing boats and you didn't take them!"
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.