Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.