Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
I'm gay.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.