Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?

I don't know, I have both!

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?

Thanks for coming!

What's white, black, and red all over?

A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.

If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!

Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."