Worst Jokes Ever
Pizza Hut.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
I think one of my dads might be gay.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.