Worst Jokes Ever

If you play games, go play on your sister.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.

Hi, I'm cool.

If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.

I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-

Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.

What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?

"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.

Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.

—Romans 8:15-16

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”

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What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?

Vegetable soup.

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."

Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?

Because it can't find the home button.