Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."