Worst Jokes Ever
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Kobe got irl canceled.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.