Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.

"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"

Omnom.

The Twin Towers are just like genders.

There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.

I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

Why did the koala go to bed?

Because it was leafing.

In America, you find Waldo.

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.

What is yellow and does not float well?

A school bus.

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

She chews before she swallows.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.

Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.