Worst Jokes Ever
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
My brother when he sees a girl.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Your mom and your dad.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"