Worst Jokes Ever
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
No scope, bitch!
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Ali-A
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.