Worst Jokes Ever
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.