Worst Jokes Ever
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.