Worst Jokes Ever
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Kids?
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
His life.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
I'm sorry m8.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Robyn Smith
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.