Worst Jokes Ever
Cancer
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"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
My cock, lmao.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Omnom.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.