Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.