Worst Jokes Ever
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
His life.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Robyn Smith
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
A man walks into a bar... Oww!
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.