Worst Jokes Ever
Funny.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.