Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Who am I?
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
F*ck you.