Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Potatoes
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Hi Trent!
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.