Worst Jokes Ever
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
It's not incest if you're adopted.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
*funny joke about dicks*
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!