Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.