Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!