Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
Your nan.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.