Worst Jokes Ever
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.