Worst Jokes Ever
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Sam Gonzales
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Capital Of San Marino?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
My dad is nice!
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.