Worst Jokes Ever
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.