Worst Jokes Ever
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Do a neck reveal.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.