Worst Jokes Ever
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
A ginger.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
dfg.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
AP Chemistry.