Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.

And then it exploded.

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

What do you call a black abortion clinic?

Crime Stoppers.

Why did Santa stop at three ho's?

Ms. Claus caught him.

If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.

NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?

'Cause it's a place to eat.

What did the Pokémon say after having sex?

"My ball was sore!"

"A llahu Aks into a bar..."

And it blows up!

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?

Close the casket.

What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?

"Verdun for."

What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

What kind of bike do women ride?

A menstrual cycle.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jesus.

Jesus who?

Jesus Christ, open the door!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.

Cashier: Is this your final purchase?

Customer: Actually, yes it is!