Worst Jokes Ever
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I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
Your nan.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
F*ck you.
Funny.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.