Worst Jokes Ever
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How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
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Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
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Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.