Worst Jokes Ever
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
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Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.