Worst Jokes Ever
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.