Worst Jokes Ever

My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.

It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.

"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...

A ginger.

Hi Trent!

Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

Where do fish sleep?

On a seabed!

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

Is it all right when there is nothing left?