Worst Jokes Ever
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!