Worst Jokes Ever
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Fight in the comments.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.