Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They donβt know what a home page is.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
I am your leader.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
Itβs known as the Hunger Games.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldnβt get high.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.