Worst Jokes Ever

"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."

Capital Of San Marino?

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.

Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu

Do you know what my favorite time of day is?

6:30, hands down.

Why did the bee get into trouble?

Because he wasn't beehiving very well!

My pp.

Why did the child drop their ice cream?

They got hit by a bus.

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.

What is the best way to end a cookbook?

And that’s a wrap!

Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?

"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩

So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

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What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"