Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.