Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. ππ€£
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What did the kangaroo π¦ bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
Whatβs the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
My dad is nice!
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
π¨π§π»βπ¦° day was that good fun day at home π . I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home π . Was your birthday π? I did.
Teacher: Great! Youβre studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)