Worst Jokes Ever

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

What do you call a tall person?

A tall person.

What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?

“We should touch base.”

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?

A: Don't leave me hanging!

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?

Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!

You dream in 4K.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."