Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
You dream in 4K.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.