Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.