Worst Jokes Ever

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

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Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?

A: Don't leave me hanging!

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?

Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!

How do you execute Stephen Hawking?

The electric wheelchair.

A boxer talks with his fists.

Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.