Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Sam Gonzales
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. ππ€£
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What did the kangaroo π¦ bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.