Worst Jokes Ever
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Three men die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter says to them, "It's going to be a long journey to heaven, so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives."
"We'll start with you, Michael. Since you were quite the womanizer and cheated on your wife multiple times, you will be getting a Toyota." The man, embarrassed, left in the Toyota.
"Nolan, you were better; you cheated on your wife twice, so I will give you a Mercedes. Now, as for you, Mark, you never cheated on your wife; you are an absolute saint, so I will be giving you a Lamborghini."
The man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car, and he asked the man in the Lamborghini, "What the hell is going on?"
The man in the Lamborghini says, "I just saw my wife riding through the streets of Heaven on roller skates!"
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.