Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.