Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Lick my BALLS!
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
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