Worst Jokes Ever
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.