Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the bee get into trouble?

Because he wasn't beehiving very well!

My pp.

Why did the child drop their ice cream?

They got hit by a bus.

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.

What is the best way to end a cookbook?

And that’s a wrap!

Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?

"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩

So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

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What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?

Because it's on the burning side.

Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.

(I love oil!)

Sam Gonzales

What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?

A child with epilepsy.