Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
(6x9)+6+9=69
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.