Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.