Worst Jokes Ever

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make a homerun. 😂😂

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?

Panera Read.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

Family size.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Why don’t orphans live in villages?

Because they will get abandoned.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.