Worst Jokes Ever
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.