Worst Jokes Ever
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldnβt get high.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.