Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.