Worst Jokes Ever

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.

What school can’t orphans go to?

Home school.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.

What type of flower does an orphan use?

Self-raising flour.

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.

Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?

Sans: What do you call them?

Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.

Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn!

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.