Worst Jokes Ever
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Dad, I hate you!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
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There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"