Worst Jokes Ever
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Lewis Clow
Robyn Smith
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
A man walks into a bar... Oww!
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
AP Chemistry.
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]