Worst Jokes Ever
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."