Worst Jokes Ever
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Fight in the comments.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.