Worst Jokes Ever
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.