Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.