Worst Jokes Ever
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Uranus is huge.
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.