Worst Jokes Ever

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

Say: "eye"

Spell: map

Then say: "enis."

The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.