Worst Jokes Ever
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.