Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Three men die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter says to them, "It's going to be a long journey to heaven, so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives."
"We'll start with you, Michael. Since you were quite the womanizer and cheated on your wife multiple times, you will be getting a Toyota." The man, embarrassed, left in the Toyota.
"Nolan, you were better; you cheated on your wife twice, so I will give you a Mercedes. Now, as for you, Mark, you never cheated on your wife; you are an absolute saint, so I will be giving you a Lamborghini."
The man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car, and he asked the man in the Lamborghini, "What the hell is going on?"
The man in the Lamborghini says, "I just saw my wife riding through the streets of Heaven on roller skates!"
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."