Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?
I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”