Worst Jokes Ever
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
I make science puns periodically.
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Oofer.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.