Worst Jokes Ever
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
F in orphan means family.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Orphans are lonely.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.