Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!