Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!