Worst Jokes Ever
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
Kyle's penis is small.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
This shit is disgusting but funny.