Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Justice for all!
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"