Worst Jokes Ever
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?