Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."