Worst Jokes Ever

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.

Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.

Justice for all!

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

lmao why do people think they can fly?

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

I got kicked out of the hospital.

Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.

What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.

I like my coffee like my women.

Amateur.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.