Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What's your religion?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.