Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
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Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.