Worst Jokes Ever
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.