Worst Jokes Ever
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.