Worst Jokes Ever
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
"Knife to meet you all!"
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
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Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Creeper?
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.