Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
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Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.