Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What's your religion?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”