Worst Jokes Ever
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.