Worst Jokes Ever
FIERY LOS
You want a joke? My entire existence.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
AIDS?
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
F*ck me!
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.