Worst Jokes Ever
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
I am dark humor.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Peanut butter 🧈?
Mushroom?
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.