Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! đ«„
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you donât have to worry about your car.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Everyone put your age here.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
"Hey, donât take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.