Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Son

    • Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

    The boy said, "No, I don't know."

    She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

    The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

    She said to him, "No, who is she?"

    He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

    The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

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    • Funeral

    • I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

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    • Place

    • I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

    Abortion

    • I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

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    • Grenade

    • What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

    They both make noise after you throw them.

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    • Part

    • What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

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    • Meme

    • I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

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    • Gender

    • What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

    There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.