Worst Jokes Ever
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.