Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Ayo, who's online :')
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.