Worst Jokes Ever
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."