Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"