Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Whatβs the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they canβt move their legs.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.