Worst Jokes Ever
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.