Worst Jokes Ever
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.