Worst Jokes Ever
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"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.