Worst Jokes Ever
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.