Worst Jokes Ever

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What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!

At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?

I like alottopuss.

What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."