Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"