Worst Jokes Ever
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Husband: Hey honey, words canβt describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Person: Why? You: No.
What couldnβt the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldnβt stand up for himself.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Iβm probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope youβll be reported missing.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they canβt find their parents.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."