Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"