Worst Jokes Ever
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.