Worst Jokes Ever
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.