Worst Jokes Ever
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The Doctor replies, "I know, I amputated your arms."
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
I like penguins.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.