Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Everyone put your age here.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.