Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.