Worst Jokes Ever
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.