Worst Jokes Ever
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.