Worst Jokes Ever
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Cleveland Browns
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.