Worst Jokes Ever
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
I like turtles.
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.