Worst Jokes Ever
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.