Worst Jokes Ever
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse?
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
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Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
Hi. I am Joe.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)