Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Me: "I like kids."
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Mooning is very astrological!
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"