Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."