Worst Jokes Ever
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)