Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
They call me an elevator because I let people down.