Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.