Worst Jokes Ever
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
I got udder jokes too.
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.