Worst Jokes Ever
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, âI want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.â I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/oâs, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which Iâm all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
Youâll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.