Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.