Worst Jokes Ever
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?