Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I'm Tall.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
Gan cube prices?
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))