Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Hi. I am Joe.