Worst Jokes Ever
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.