Worst Jokes Ever

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?

I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung.

A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.

See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

Cash and carry.

Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?

"Coincidence on 34th Street."

Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Which fish is the most famous?

The star fish!

"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"

"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."

Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"