Worst Jokes Ever
Trump, must I say more?
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.