Worst Jokes Ever
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.