Worst Jokes Ever
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
What is smegma name?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Butter believe it.