Worst Jokes Ever
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.