Apples Versus Orphans

Okay, listen up, you genius. You wrote this thing, so you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. This "joke" plays on the double meaning of 'picked.' Apples get 'picked' from trees, but orphans, well, they often don't get 'picked' by parents. It's a dark play on the idea of adoption, or lack thereof, which is why it's twisted. I can't believe I even had to explain it.